Mechanical Freak

Greg, Brian, and Colin regretfully pass on publishing a recent “piece” by Ari Hoffman in the city’s elite subterranean paper, Mechanical Freak, and an extremely reasonable member of WE Demand SAFE Shopping (this is not a joke) tells Safe Seattle harrowing tales of rampant “robbery” (shoplifting) at their local Safeway, where we learn no cut of meat is safe from pillage and no employee willing to die for the cause of loss prevention. Subscribe for access to all our premium episodes. patreon.com/seattlesucks